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The World's First Spore Penis Monster?!
We've all speculated on the likely possibility of reproductive organ-based creatures and we now have confirmation. From the mind of an individual at PCG, comes an image of the world's first spore penis creature. It's fully equipped with hair, a "head", and 1 testicle. We can only assume that this particular penis creature underwent a orchiectomy (the remove of a testicle). And there also seems to be some sort of genetic mutation with an eagle claw-like appendage coming from the testicle, OH, and a really big eyeball. Feast your eyes xSporians..
1. Nagolias - Jul 08, 2008 01:04 AM
Lol I can't wait to nuke all these :D
2. attackofthepenismonster - Jun 16, 2008 02:42 PM
Not even will i download it, i will use it as my race, 2 :P
3. apollo_11 - Jun 16, 2008 09:12 AM
sporeisthebest, lighten up a little. There's probably some younger kid on this site that were falling out of their chairs laughing at this. And the rest are probably marveling at the ludicrousness of it all. So stop being so darn proper :).
4. apollo_11 - Jun 16, 2008 09:09 AM
I think this news piece earned more comments than any other piece on this site, at least in the first 24 hours.
5. Straton - Jun 15, 2008 09:41 PM
I wouldn't worry about this because first of all it doesn't even look like one and if i saw it just kill it
6. jaco1996 - Jun 13, 2008 01:10 PM
i thinkim banned.... this is the only thing i can do and when i try to o on comunity it says this.....Fatal error: Call to a member function assign() on a non-object in /home/spore/xspore.com/html/header.php on line 75 and i cant make new account.... anyone help?
7. sporeisthebest - Jun 13, 2008 04:27 AM
all you guys who like this penis monster are gay or mentally challenged (or some really really weird girl
8. Half-Alien - Jun 13, 2008 02:13 AM
When I first heard that you could make any creature you want, the first thing i thought I thought was "Some one is going to make a giant dick-head. Although i didn't expect the eye. Actualy, it kind of looks like my science teacher...
9. Romanmatt - Jun 12, 2008 09:20 PM
how does it ruin spore, there wasnt, but it was possible for a penis looking monster to appear, and besides, people can create whatever they want.
10. fourwind - Jun 12, 2008 12:41 PM
It's kinda cool, but it kinda ruins spore. THE SAME FOR A GOD DAMN CHEETO CREATURE. Thank you.
11. vetrijar - Jun 11, 2008 11:23 PM
yeah. not that I don't care too much if I saw this running around my planet, but it would be REALLY NICE to block creatures that were inappropriate. Guess it will be like the internet where you can block some things but others slip through ... and then one day ... you're overrun.. oh gosh I hope not with Spore.. they'll have to screen each creature that is created before it is fully uploaded to the spore universe! that will be a big job when this game gets on... hmm maybe they'll be hiring! I need a job now
12. Zimm - Jun 11, 2008 09:14 PM
someone had testicular torsion and had it operated
13. 50,000feet - Jun 11, 2008 07:07 PM
Whats with the world's addiction to crude jokes? A genital creature is NOT FUNNY! Am I the only one who thinks this?
14. The Spuddster 56 - Jun 11, 2008 04:25 PM
It better not be horny when its hungry. It would starve or break it's neck XD
15. rtard123 - Jun 11, 2008 09:20 AM
there where 69 comments before i posted this. i just wanted to point that out
16. Josua - Jun 11, 2008 08:38 AM
;P... If you dont like it... Attack it! Myself im gonna make an alliance with all genitals ;P
17. Spore-Creator - Jun 11, 2008 06:15 AM
It looks more like a toe or finger to me
18. Draco18s - Jun 11, 2008 02:29 AM
This is why the first thing I'm going to do to MY copy of Spore is block all content taged "penis," "genitalia," "vagina," and a few others. That should cover it though, as while the creator might get around the tag with "p3n1s" someone else will likely tag it normally.
19. SJ21 - Jun 11, 2008 01:00 AM
Hey people... Just look, laugh and be merry about the bloody creature! Theres no need to get all serious about the 'penis' monster, he's a cool little guy =D
20. Servius - Jun 10, 2008 10:32 PM
Just because something evolves into the shape of a male organ, does not mean that it is actually a penis monster!
21. YeahWho - Jun 10, 2008 09:12 PM
I don't think that supposed to be a penis. i think it is just a bad attempt at creating a Geoduck. (Google it)
22. Number - Jun 10, 2008 08:58 PM
come to tink of it, it looks like a retard babys depiction of a bar of soap... yup...
23. tennchu - Jun 10, 2008 08:58 PM
It was really only a matter of time.
24. Dred13 - Jun 10, 2008 08:56 PM
Guys!!!! i just found the test drive tutorial on youtube, by same youtube user but different person doing the tutorial and even same creature, check it out at http://youtube.com/watch?v=oL-0vWc2Iss
25. xenosaur - Jun 10, 2008 08:19 PM
I dont get the big deal. I wouldnt have thought it looked like a dick if people didnt pount it out.
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