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Written on: April 1, 2008 by xDreamache

120 Comments

i was gonna friggin die

I died not funney

I was shocked until it was April 1! ;)

i thought this was real i am d:

that was way better then last time. bravo!

thats not funny

It was 100% believable, it's happened so often.

@ Adamdude - if EA should be losing income or profit, they would release the game faster, for the people to buy it and for them to get profit. It doesn't make sense of what you say. Anyway, good one!! (:

hahaha...nice one

HAHAHA! Best April Fools joke i've heard in a while.

lol this actualy got me for like 3 seconds :D by the way jomicg gtfa

Hey dude........ u cant read cause this post was put on april 1st wich was april fuels day...... pitiful

lol, you are supposed to say it was an april fools joke on april 2nd.

oh yeah, jomigc, it would just be lovely if Maxis delayed Spore for real because of an April Fools Day joke. are you serious? come on man.

jomigc; i just wanted to tell u that this was no insulting Spore. U need to have a sence of humor. also i think that if EA would get a major loss of income or profit theY might do that. they are not making fun of Spore, Maxis, or Ea (from my prospective). u cant go around falsley acusing people and sites like that. The people on the site probley work as hard as hell also and they need to get a chuckle ever now and then. Dude u need to chill out....

OMG MatchML is like some sort of genious!! He's right, we are all idiots for falling for the light hearted joke... we sould bow down and praise him for being so cool.

YOU B@#$%^&*!!!!!! Oh, no wait...never mind. Seriously though, this actually got me.

If you seriously even started to fall for this joke, then you're an idiot. I knew this would be this site's April Fools joke since in February. Humor doesn't work when it's predictable.

hopefully one of the Maxis staff sees this and then they delay Spore on purpose or at least stop from sending Spore info to xSpore because they see Mr. xToothache making fun of their game. If i was from Maxis and i see this, I'd be very insulted because bitches like Mr. xHeadache is making fun of a game that they are working so hard on.

Yay! this is my first comment! i luv xspore and i check it every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant wait for spore. also this was a funny yet angering April folls joke!

man! you really got me! I was like "Oh f**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :P

RAWRRR, I was like whatttttt.....hehe =P

When I saw the title, I thought, WHAT?!?!? But thats when sims3 is coming out... and why havent they upped the countdown. I got kinda terified tho... Ahhh, your evil!!!!!! >=-|

you really had me goin there :)

Good thing I read half of it or I gotten prank! Good April Fools Joke.

If that was not an april fool then iw ould of sued them seriously!!!!

hello all. I a russia people. =D

hello all. I a russia people. =D

omg i just finished watching 3 videos on Spore on YouTube and then i opened this my word my heart... i gota go lie down now

omg i just finished watching 3 videos on Spore on YouTube and then i opened this my word my heart... i gota go lie down now

My God, I swear I nearly died. I mean my heart stopped for a second or two. I'm not even joking i swear.

My God, I swear Inearly died. I mean

I will destroy you!!!!!

Well you got me.. lmao I was like NNOOOOOO

Nearly got a heart attack. Another one, I suppose, but I'm not quite sure. See dat: http://www.spore.com/press_040108.php First I laughed off, but then I came to think it's not that crazy compared to all the other features...

I HATE YOU XSPORE!!! I PUNCHED MY MONITOR WHEN I SAW THIS, AND KILLED MANY INNOCENT PIXELS

lol, i came here hoping that you would pull a great april fools prank like this. and xDream - YeahWho is entitled to his opinion, no need to be ignoble.

Holy crap! You scared me! I was about to go kill something.(not really, but stil)

YeahWho.. misinformation? One time I posted a gag news piece here about a delay.. guess you were one of the panzies who cried to mommy about it.

i hads me a feeling....O.o I guess you had to try that one didnt you....cant leave us to rest...HAD to try and give us heart attacks....

You scared the hell outta me, I'm in Australia... and its the 2nd of April here... glad to know its only a joke! Happy April fools though, and a good joke

The sad part is, i didn't believe it at first mainly due to how much mis-information has been posted on xspore in the past. i didn't even think about april fools.

didn't believe it at all. But still good joke! :)

BURN IN HELL!!!!!! lol

when i first saw that i was like " nooo" then i remembered today was April 1st

man, i almost droped dead when i saw the short verson

GARRH!!! almost went berserk on the forums about this lol though it really wouldnt surprise me :P

Hey new to the site and.. dear god this almost killed me

If this was true then a lot of hookers would be hurting.

April Fools.....what a waste of a holiday.

Saw It comming

Oh i knew it...

I believed it for about 5 seconds, then I remembered it was APRIL FOOLS!

that was a very good one, after listing to bad one's all day at school, this made my day!!!

soon as i saw the title i knew it was a joke lol. nice one though =P

LOL GOOD ONE really i mean it......but still you had me there

god who i all most hade a heart attack oh my god..

I would not be surprised if that was true...

lmao i just said april fools seconds before reading this and didnt suspect it. hehe

lol, I was like OH SHIT! but then i saw the date next to the tittle

Jeez Dream, You almost killed all of xSpore!

Oh Noes! I gonna have to get my countdown timer to reset! Lol

Hahah... I suspected this.

not cewl but i saw that coming :P

ROFL at the picture

=P

Totally expected. You let me down xSpore. :-p

haha! you got me! you guys should have heard me scream NOOOOO!!! out loud and then laugh histarically

lol good one i was gonna F*** spore if they delayed till 09 good joke XD

lol nice, i looked at the delayed till 2009, and my jaw dropped and my heart sank to the floor man you just about killed me.... then i saw the little bubble with spore release sept 7 on it at the side, and im like.. wtf? hahah you got me good you bastard

I was tricked for the second time today...damn flying penguins

Was just about to go on a killing spree.

Hah, you can't fool me! I was preparing for 01.04.08 for too long, to get fooled by THAT joke!!!

When I saw that first... you should have seen my face!!! I nearly fell of my chair... then I was like, Oh ya right it's April fools day :)

Lol, good one. I love a good April Fools Joke.

after the "spore release in january" i was prepared good one Dream!

Amm. Saw it first thing in the morning. Did not fall for it.

lol that was so overt -.-

i almost shited my self and say forget spore but then i saw it was april fools and it made me want spore more lol

you know, that hurt, first i dropped my jaw now I'm laughing in tearsxDDDDD

^@%^%#@!~ LOL! you know, those jokes are even more dangerous then a Swedish cartoon of the prophet Mohamed :) Don't fool Spore Fans :) Nice one though :P

Haha ,, you got my there ,, XD but a bad joke ,, I whos very angry 8)

he he hehe that not funny ;(.. I hate april fools, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. Worst 7 seconds of my life, damn whoever invinted april fools damn you to HELLLLLL!

haha, I knew from the start, delay......*yep april fools* You should of left it longer, XD lol, nice one.

You bastard you got me good there dam you!!! was almost ready to load the gun :)

i was like you corporate mother fuckers then i said oh hell its april first

HA... after logging onto my TF2 forum just to find a message by the administrator, that the database is corrupted and there would be no backup... i was somehow prepared :P

After the whole Spore release in January, I don't believe these things anymore, so HA!!!

Plan went perfectly.

Nope. That's it... I am leaving!!! 2009!!! I can't wait THAT LONG!!!

LAME! funny though....

WTF?! NOW I HAVE TO WAIT TILL 2009!? THIS IS BULLShhhhh..... april fools.........oh.....bastard... lol gj

haha.... awesome

I knew what this was but I am glad it was this and not spore is comming out earlier or the creature editor demo has been out.

Gah! Nearly had a heart attack I did!

after my near death experience i couldnt stop laughing :D

GAWD....haha you really suck =.= Someones gonna commit suicide for that...lol

Was I the only one to see EA PROFIT LOSS as EAR PROFIT LOSS?

Haha, phew, thank God I prepared myself for a joke... could've died.

hell! That was scary! Nearly killed me.

Holy Shit that was scary!

omg dude scre you lol that was NOT funny at all!

actually... if it was real we'd get to enjoy this fantastic era of the forums longer :'(

*hates*

oh crap i said ign, i meant EA haha.

It's not April yet. Is it? What happened to March? Man, I gotta stop smoking weed. Nah. =P

I HATE YOU FOR THIS!

I hate you!!! Dreamache you maked me so angry that i will make you a enemy to Anymous! APRIL FOOL Good one Dream

I love the article picture too =)

as soons as it said slipping IGN profits, I knew it was fake, why would anything to do with IGN have any effect on Spore or EA for that matter... good joke btw! =)

lol,also to all who think its not funny just don't say anything

as soons as it said slipping IGN profits, I knew it was fake, why would anything to do with IGN have any effect on Spore or EA for that matter... good joke btw! =)

OMGWTFBBQSAUZONDAFACE!!!

Hehe.....

haha...

not even funny. you can kill someone doing that

hot

Oh noes!

Oh snap. :P