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Community Grind 06 | Enough Talk

We're nearing our first full week of community grinds. Most of you seem to like them but unfortunately we have had a couple crybabies. But that's not so bad, you'll have that I guess. Tomorrow is the long awaited EA conference call. We will of course be on top of the latest news, so check back!

crazysco22! Congratulations
from xspore chatroom
"[Today 04:25 AM] crazysco22: where the heck is this spore game...i want
to play it not just hear about it...will wright take action enough talk
[Today 04:27 AM] crazysco22: any1 have wrights email...i didnt make those spore wallpapers for nothing "
You're right, you didn't make those spore wallpapers for nothing - I think I'll print them out and use them to wipe my ass.

Sandafluffoid! Congratulations
"I can see it now: You discover a vast ruined space station and inside a
star chart leading you to the hiding place of an ancient race about to
suffer the final blow of a war as old as the universe, but your
creatures, mere nooblets in the galaxy, stand by them and fend of the
invasion establishign yourself as a military power with a staunt ally."
I don't know what he said but it was the most interesting thing I could come by. Link to post...

Jean Claude Van Damme!
We have Mr. Van Damme himself here for the interview, isn't this something... or not.

xSpore: You look startled, see a ghost?
Van Damme: I had a revalation and it was Spore.
xSpore: Sweet, our first interviewee who initiated the subject.. Excited about it huh?
Van Damme: I am going to roundhouse kick my way to Spore b-movie supremecy, my creature will be named the Chuck Noris Dominator. His most lethal ability will be the 1024 flip-style roundhouse kick praying mantis.
xSpore: The praying mantis thing was the karate kids move though...
Van Damme: I taught him that.
xSpore: I don't know Damme, I think noris has you beat..
Van Damme: You did it, I am dancing you to death.

We get a lot of young visitors here at xSpore - and let me just tell you.. If you ever want to pick up the chicks, dance like this man, dance like this man.

Jean Claude Van Damme!
![]() | xSpore: You look startled, see a ghost? Van Damme: I had a revalation and it was Spore. xSpore: Sweet, our first interviewee who initiated the subject.. Excited about it huh? Van Damme: I am going to roundhouse kick my way to Spore b-movie supremecy, my creature will be named the Chuck Noris Dominator. His most lethal ability will be the 1024 flip-style roundhouse kick praying mantis. xSpore: The praying mantis thing was the karate kids move though... Van Damme: I taught him that. xSpore: I don't know Damme, I think noris has you beat.. Van Damme: You did it, I am dancing you to death. |
We get a lot of young visitors here at xSpore - and let me just tell you.. If you ever want to pick up the chicks, dance like this man, dance like this man.
rankaratar - Feb 17, 2008 07:08 AM
I saw a video of that dancing except it had the 300 guy's head on it instead of his
Sandafluffoid - Feb 01, 2008 10:51 AM
Wow... I'm the most interesting thing on the boards, forget inspirign speeches, Ian M banks-esque ramblings is how to win the nobel prize. I shall eb expecting my prize check to be e-mailed ot me in .gif format any day now.
Surtak - Jan 31, 2008 03:10 PM
HEY, don't you make fun of the one of the only international actors from Belgium or i WILL set loose Vlaams Belang (Belgian nationalistic party) think this is grind material?
xDreamache - Jan 31, 2008 10:48 AM
See, crazysco22 knows how to take a joke. haha.
Bluk0 - Jan 31, 2008 09:31 AM
lol I like the idiot quote haha and that picute of that dude dancing, I have the same one but with the head of Gerard Butler on it haha great article! cant wait till you interview chuck norris himself:O
Sim2Spore - Jan 31, 2008 07:46 AM
lol this article rocked!, but just so you know, crazysco22, you mispelled rectum...
crazysco22 - Jan 31, 2008 05:21 AM
cry babies hahaha....im insulted but i wont hold it against anyone because I know how sore your bottom would be if you got a paper cut on your reckt*m from my wallpaper use two ply dude...TWO PLY! I actually got mentioned sweet! go that! Thanks xDreamache you rock keep it real dude
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