Community Grind 02 | Ireland Showers

Written on: January 26, 2008 by xDreamache

Since it's a Saturday night and there are things to do later, today's Community Grind will feature a bit earlier; and go figure, we'll probably get the best content tonight since most of our visitors are nerds (alright, just kidding).

dav1991! Congratulations
(from xspore chatroom)

"[Today 09:20 AM] *dav1991 wonders where shower is and goes to google earth to find out*
[Today 09:21 AM] dav1991: shower is an actual place in Ireland"

Is it any coincidence that this is dav1991's picture? For you photoshop gurus out there, if you zoom up enough you can see paint peeling off the door behind him. We love you dav but a shower is that thing adjacent to your room.

Gollard! Congratulations

"If the likelihood of penis creatures is as high as I fear I might be, then I will be forced to make the arch-nemesis of all penis monsters in existence: The dreaded zipper beast."

After reading this quote, I think Gollard as the potential to solve all of the world's problems.. Global warming, middle eastern conflict, lactose intolerance even - jesus Gollard you are a genius. Link to post...

George Carlin!

George Carlin is one of my favorite comedians, and I was lucky enough to score this interview with him earlier this morning.

xSpore: George what do you think about Spore?

George Carlin: Spore? What's that, that God game?

xSpore: sure..

George Carlin: Let me guess, a bible thumper's new-age way of converting the weak-minded to christianity? Huh you blonde-headed cracker-faced pube??

xSpore: Hahh.. I don't think religion really plays much of a role in it - you actually just get to play the role of a "god-like" being, ya know?

George Carlin: Oh really -Sh*t this is MY KIND OF GAME.

xSpore: Yeah? How would you choose to play god?

George Carlin: LET'S SEE, I invision a constant barrage of death brought upon from above, children dieing, woman crying, people mourning, flames falling from the sky and a 24/7 broadcast of Hanson from a massive subwoofer in the sky, which will lead to mass suicides from even the strongest minded individuals.

xSpore: That's actually awesome. I'm dumbfounded.

George Carlin: Yeah?

xSpore: yeah...

xSpore: I think this is a good place to end this interview, someone or something might get hurt. Nice talking Georgy...

George Carlin: F*ck off zipperhead.

xSpore: Nice.

We got some pretty decent sized names here in our interviews already, Paris Hilton from yesterday, George Carlin today - We're excited about this as we hope you are as well.