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Community Grind 01 | Browser Internets
Welcome to the first edition of the Community Grind, where we bring you the very lowest *and* highest quality content of daily xspore activity. Plus we give you an interview from someone famous, you can't beat that, you get that no where else. So reach into that stuffed pocket protector, take out your PDA and make a daily notification of the xSpore Community Grind.
xNo Name! Congratulations
(from xspore chatroom)
"[Today 12:37 PM] xNo Name: dammit wtf is up with firefox today?!
[Today 12:38 PM] xNo Name: the only damn sites that are loading is xspore and southparkzone
[Today 12:38 PM] xNo Name: all the rest won't load..."
We all love no name, he's actually a good moderator and he has been given the unfortunate gift of being our first idiot quoter. This quote was our inspiration for choosing today's community grind title of "Browser Internets". No name, maybe you should call up firefox and ask them what's wrong with their servers? :(
OmniRapeasor! Congratulations
"What if will wright came out at GDC ok and this is what he looks like
Blood shot eyes, doesn't look like hes showered in a week, looks like hes gonna puke and he
has a hang over. He comes out and says alright you f***ers SPORE WILL SHIP APRIL 1st
or JUNE 1st. Don't you think they will sell so many more copies at that
second. Because people like myself that are waiting to pre-order when
we get a release date will go and pre-order online or go to a store and
do it."
In all honesty, I was actually considering making this the idiot quote of the day - but come on, this mixes logic and retardation all into one. A damn good thought - a damn good thought. Link to post...
Paris Hilton!
Yeah yeah, I know. She's a skank and we see too much of her already. But for today she was the best we were able to get to do an interview. If we could have, we would have opted for an interview with Richard Simmons, so you know how much we didn't want this to happen...
xSpore: Hey Paris
Paris: Hai!~~ ;)
xSpore: Your dome is looking awfully plump tonight, what's the secret?
Paris: That's not hot.
xSpore: Sorry, so do you know this game coming up, Spore by Will Wright.
Paris: SOOOO Totally! Hey Willy, how ya doin big boi??? ::snickers::
xSpore: Willy is not really a big "boi", he's a game developer, too busy for the whole arnold thing..
Paris: Oh come on! He's hawt, and Spore makes me want to make another late night private video ta.. I said too much
xSpore: What?
Paris: I have t.. I just, I have to go!
xSpore: WAIT WHAT VIDEO TAPE?????
And that was it, she sped off with her dog in her lap and white residue all over her face - these sorts of celebrities are too cracked out to maintain an interview for too long. Sorry that our first interview couldn't have been with someone more intelligent. Anyone have any idea of what this video tape is she speaks of? Jesus what a waste.
Tomorrow we're pretty certain the next interview is either between Dan Rather or Michael Keaton. Stay tuned.
Paris Hilton!
| | xSpore: Hey Paris Paris: Hai!~~ ;) xSpore: Your dome is looking awfully plump tonight, what's the secret? Paris: That's not hot. xSpore: Sorry, so do you know this game coming up, Spore by Will Wright. Paris: SOOOO Totally! Hey Willy, how ya doin big boi??? ::snickers:: xSpore: Willy is not really a big "boi", he's a game developer, too busy for the whole arnold thing.. Paris: Oh come on! He's hawt, and Spore makes me want to make another late night private video ta.. I said too much xSpore: What? Paris: I have t.. I just, I have to go! xSpore: WAIT WHAT VIDEO TAPE????? |
Dr. Kilory - Jan 26, 2008 05:33 PM
Good job at being funny, but this has nothing to do with spore!!!!! I know you need more stuff on the homepage but still, do the stuff about SPORE!!!!!!
OmniRapeasor - Jan 26, 2008 04:20 PM
I got thought of the day wow lmao.... Thats awsome
xAzkanan - Jan 26, 2008 02:34 PM
Paris you whore D< Tooootally a bagjob. :]
xProteus - Jan 26, 2008 12:18 PM
need...more...news
Thengel - Jan 26, 2008 08:18 AM
lol nice
Athlete75 - Jan 26, 2008 03:52 AM
lol this is great "news" but can't read the script thing as xspores comments are in black... against a black background. had to highlight it to read it
Sim2Spore - Jan 25, 2008 10:53 PM
lol how about you interview Michael Jackson? or Matt Groening?
Dspa01 - Jan 25, 2008 10:44 PM
This should be put into that xSpore exclusive section on the left side.
xNo Name - Jan 25, 2008 10:09 PM
Crap triple post... This hasn't been a good day for me apparently. P:
xNo Name - Jan 25, 2008 10:08 PM
Lol. That is all that needs to be said.
xNo Name - Jan 25, 2008 10:08 PM
Lol. That is all that needs to be said.
xNo Name - Jan 25, 2008 10:02 PM
Lol. That is all that needs to be said.
halfwing - Jan 25, 2008 09:56 PM
its ok brain ill take you away from the scary interveiw
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