Spore

Has anyone but me ever goten angry at a person who says their creature will have stats like:Speed*****Stealth*****Social ***Cuteness****attack*****And then says that they have things like invisability, Poison, and fire breating?Then join O.S.F.A.I.M

ok What?

??? I guess, it's an association against people who make outrageously statted creature...

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If you see this post, I'm probably already gone.
If life was made of Ice Cream, I'd be sick...

ok odd

ah HEALLZ YA!
i'm joining osfaim
(oz-fame)

No point in being mad at those people, since they are just plain idiots that don't know that htere will be a leveling system in the game that will make sure every positive status will have a negative effect on another status, example:
Turtle Shell:
+ Defense
- Speed

Poison Sting:
+ Poison Ability
- Social? Cuteness?

And such things.. People who say that they will make the perfect creature are just dumb, since that is impossible.

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It's good to have a little imagination...
Let the little noobs run free... This time...

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But I've got to tell you that creatures will have certain abilities, venom has already been confirmed as one.
But the team also said that there will only be plausible abilities, no invisibility, no fire breath, no laser vision and so on..

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The persons that we... I mean the group should "kill" are the excepcionists.

Example:

User1: My creature is better than your! It's bigger! I WILL KILL YOU! IT HAS VENON! IT HAS... *A lot of bla bla bla*
User2: Yeah Yeah... *goes to Spore and destroys User1 creature, User1 gets report*
User1: NOT POSSIBLE! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????1''1!
User2: Yeah, but your creature is stupid like a door. Even a duck could kill it... He He...

(User1 is the person to kill, User2 is one of our... I mean your agents)

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So... Yeah. This thread is now doomed... Unless someone posts in the next hour.
That way my curse will be... delayed.

My variation:
User1: My creature is better than your! It's bigger! I WILL KILL YOU! IT HAS VENOM! IT HAS... *A lot of bla bla bla*
User2: Yeah Yeah... *goes to Spore and destroys User1 creature, User1 gets report*
User1: NOT POSSIBLE! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????1''1!
User2: Yeah, but your creature has -5 cuteness, ,and -20 social, it can't mate.

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If you see this post, I'm probably already gone.
If life was made of Ice Cream, I'd be sick...

Good variation... but I think -20 social is impossible. Yet, good idea. *claps, and gives 4 out of 5 stars*

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So... Yeah. This thread is now doomed... Unless someone posts in the next hour.
That way my curse will be... delayed.

Or:

User1: My creature has killed a creature more bigger and stronger than the Undertaker!
User2: Oh yeah? That's good. *Goes to destroy User1's planet and User1 get's report*
User1: How?!
User2: Your planet has no defences.
User1: MY CREATURE!

4.9999... out of 6.

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So... Yeah. This thread is now doomed... Unless someone posts in the next hour.
That way my curse will be... delayed.

SOrry people. O.S.F.A.I.M should stand for Orginazation of SPORE Fans Against Outragus Monsters but I accidentilly put I instead of O. But O.S.F.A.I.M is still ok.

OSFAIM is better. Good mistake. And the reason for creation... also good.

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So... Yeah. This thread is now doomed... Unless someone posts in the next hour.
That way my curse will be... delayed.

Heres my variation:User1:My creature is unstoppable, im only in the creature phase and im the domanat secies!!!!User2:Yeah whatever, im in the space phaseUser1: mine could still beat yours!!!*@^$%$^%^%@$#&#&User2:Ok! Ok! Tone down on the language!!!!! "Goes home and blows up user1s planet"User1:Impposibbe! lm the domanate speces on my planet how did you defeat me??????User2:You were the dominate because the other creatures were slugs!

The problem is that User2 could only defeat User1's creature inhis computer, in User1's computer his creature would still live, he'd just get a report on how his creature was extinct in another PC. That's why SPORE is Massive Singleplayer Online Game.

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which is why spore is soo sweet

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Spore Squad Sentinel

in other words:


user1"LOL MY CREATURE BEAT YOURS LOTS TIME!!!!!1!!!IT GOT POSOIN AND SPIKES AND FIVE MOUTHES!!!!!!11!!!1"user2"you're still in creature mode...i'm in space age"user1"BLAGABLAGABLGAAGAA!!!!11!1!1LETS BATTLE IT UP FOO'!!!"user2"ookay? where's your planet?"*user1 give coordinates*user1"ROFL YOU GONNA GETS OWNZED!!"

later user2 destroys user1 planet to keep such a thing off his computer

user1"LOL I KNEW THAT n00b COULDN'T BEAT ME!!!1! MY PLANET'S NOT GONE!!1!1!"

reports sound cool that way youll know if usd your creature pwnz or gets pwned

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