Yeah, those damn North Koreans deserve their homelands burned to the ground for, uh, being communists! Yeah! Fuck those communist bastards, right guys! Why don't we just rape their wives to really rub their faces in it! Screw any hopes of peace at this point, let's just fuck their puny ballistic missile asses with our massive nuclear arsenal cocks! It's not like they have an army or anything to retaliate wit- oh wait, they have the third most military troops in the world? Oh.

Well, and fuck Hawaii. I hope that a North Korean missile will hit that shitty little island off of the map. Not only because it will trigger an easy air force gang bang of North Kor- what? They have one of the densest anti-air programs in the world? Oh. Well, I still hope that they shoot the fuck out of Hawaii because fuck Hawaii. It's not like anyone lives there or anything.

Anyways, I totally agree with you Dr. Kilory. A war with North Korea caused by a ballistic missile hitting a US state will be totally not costly both monetarily and in human life. And fuck those communist bastards, their a goddamn threat to humanity. Because going to war with them will totally fix that threat. Yeah.